We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmmmhmmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you! I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! (die melodie is beschissen, aber an sich find ich's voll lustig ^^ )